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 Middlebury VT, Town conservative and John McCain supporter Steve Baxter was recently taped condoning bestiality. The video will appear on Youtube.com later today. "We were all sitting around at the bar playing "who would you do?" It got a little edgy. Then, Steve asked "Well, what kind of goat? and would it have a beard and waddles?" That silenced a lot of people because he didn't seem to be joking but I really saw my chance, and said, very nonchalantly, a Nubian goat of course, Toggenburgs are ugly, and waddles, no beard," said Cliff Johnston, self identified acquaintance of Steve Baxter.
"He seemed to pause in thought so I said "Well, let's make it an Alpine." And, I don't know, he seemed a little more pleased with that so then I told him, just, you know, for clarification "The game isn't Who are you going to do? it's who would you rather do and the question is now John Candy when he was in Armed and Dangerous or a goat, an Alpine." "By this time I had my phone out and was taping him. Clear as day you can see him say "Oh, then, definitely, I would have sex with the goat." This one is really going down in the history books. Then I asked him "But not with a Nubian?" and he sort shrugged indecisively... It was brilliant because it was so authentic. He really had to struggle. And then I said, "so John Candy then?" and he said "No way dude, that'd be gay."" "I needled him one more time, and he finally caught on. But man, it was funny and I recorded the whole thing" said Cliff.
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