But some terrorists disagree. “We just want to die for Allah and hopefully take an American or two along with us, but we're realists, we're realize how far away they are, so we'll settle for an Englishman or a Spaniard. But, while we would like to terrorize Americans we would still like to be able to flush our toilets and watch Three's Company, a brilliant American comedy about a zany gay man living with his two promiscuous wives” said one terrorist who asked to remain anonymous.
However, Terrorist leadership claims “we have killed more Americans in Iraq than we ever did on 9/11 so the policy is obviously a success.”
The documents also proclaim “we are at war, yet many suicide bombers are unwilling to make sacrifices. Many of them feel that America is too far away to attack, many terrorists don't even believe that we are at war, many feel that we should just sit back and wait for the bombs detonate themselves. Well, I'm not going to let that happen, not on my watch, on my watch we're going to fight them over here, so we don't have to go over there. We'll see what terrorists think when the Americans are marching down our streets, knocking down our doors and raiding our houses. They'll be more than willing to blow themselves up then.”
Yet still, more moderate terrorists claim that, while, now they simply have to respond to the biggest attack on Terrorists since the Crusades, that was no reason to escalate the conflict.
Some terrorist even maintain that they may be to blame saying “We need to stop and think here, what is it about ourselves and our behavior that makes us want to blow them up?” However, Terrorist leaders dismiss this notion as “absurd” saying “why should we care about why we want to blow them up? We are at war, and we can't pull out of this conflict now, the stakes are too high so we must show resolve, plus, we don't have to travel very far to kill them.”